Draft Thoughts - 2013

I haven't written anything for a while.  Not since the Browns crapped away their season with an embarrassing finish, and fired punching bag Pat Shurmur.  Not since they failed in their pursuit of Chip Kelly, and hired of Rob Chudzinski.  Not since they canned Tom Heckert for Michael Lombardi.  Not since they did a respectable job in free agency, and not since our owner was investigated by the FBI and IRS.  But now, on the eve of the draft, I think I'm ready to hop back in the saddle.

I've pretty much been against anything the Browns did from a front office standpoint.  I don't trust Michael Lombardi and Joe Banner running my team's draft.  But I guess we'll find out what they're all about tomorrow night.  After a respectable job filling holes in free agency, the glaring holes that remain on this team are at CB, TE, S, G, and FB.  Also, you can never have enough pass rushers, and the jury is still out on Brandon Weeden, although I'd give him the ball for another season, provided he's better than Jason Campbell.  If he isn't, we'll be picking high enough in 2014 to address that need.

The team is also without a 2nd rounder, used last year to pick Josh Gordon.  Who was worth it, no matter if you wish they had a second rounder right now or not.  He was worth it.

There is not elite talent at the top of this draft like there was last year.  The best quote I heard about this year's crop is that there aren't 10 players that deserve to go in the top 10, but there are more than 100 players who deserve to go in the top 100.  That said, a trade down or two to recoup that second rounder and pick up another third or fourth would be ideal for the Browns.

Here's a look at a few options for the Browns.

I'm a Dion Jordan fan, but I see few scenarios where I see him lasting until the Browns pick.  If he's there I'd take him.  There are few people on the planet with his size and athleticism.  He can rush the passer, drop into coverage, and hold up at the point of attack against the run.  A no brainer for me, but I expect him to be gone.

There are only two offensive players I'd consider, either at 6 or if they trade back, if I'm the Browns.  Those two players are Tavon Austin and Tyler Eifert.  I'm a huge Tavon Austin fan, I think he adds an element to an offense that few players in the league can.  He has experience as both a wideout and running back, and can also return kicks and punts.  People point to his size to knock him, but this is a different NFL.  Players are becoming more and more protected, they're not getting killed over the middle or on the sidelines.  Speed kills, and he's got a ton of it.  I'd use him in the slot and as a third down back, he would add another explosive element to an already pretty talented offense.  I love him and think he goes top 10 when it's said and done.

Eifert is the other offensive player I love.  He's a complete tight end in the Gronkowski/Gonzalez mold.  He's got size, soft hands, he can block, he's a complete player.  He's comfortable in line or flexed out, and would give Weeden a huge target over the middle and in the red zone.  I'm a huge fan, and think he ultimately ends up going in the top 12-15 picks.  I'm comfortable with the Browns taking either.

Dee Milliner is the other player that Browns fans seem to want the most.  Pairing him with Haden would potentially give the Browns two shutdown cornerbacks and would allow Ray Horton to attack attack attack.  I'm not as high on him as most.  I think he's pretty good, but the gap between him and some of the other corners in this draft is not that big, in my opinion.  If the Browns can get a second round pick, there will be a starting caliber corner waiting with that pick, either in a Johnthan Banks (who I love), Desmond Trufant, Darius Slay, DJ Hayden, Jamar Taylor, Logan Ryan, etc.

The other options at 6 include Barkavious Mingo, the sinewy pass rusher who was misused by LSU, Ziggy Ansah, the raw prospect from BYU (who I would have been all over if we stuck to a 4-3), or Geno Smith, the West Virginia quarterback.  I do ultimately think the Browns broker a trade down or two, picking up some extra picks along the way and possibly adding a guy like Xavier Rhodes or Kenny Vaccaro later in the first.

I think this is going to be one of the craziest drafts in recent memory.  I think you're going to see a ton of movement up and down, especially in the first round.  It should be exciting.  I'll be interested to see what the Banner/Lombardi wonder team come up with.

I did put together a mock draft below.  I guessed at a couple of trades.

1. Kansas City - Eric Fisher, OT - Central Michigan - It's a toss up between him and Joeckel, but I'll guess Fisher.  KC gets a stud LT, and moves Brandon Albert at some point on Friday.

2. Jacksonville - Geno Smith, QB - West Virginia - Blaine Gabbert is horrible.  They need a lot, but Geno is a start.

3. TRADE - Miami - Luke Joeckel, OT - Texas A&M - Miami gets a stud LT, and Oakland gets a second and some change to move back to 12.  Joeckel is a Joe Thomas type player, plug and play.  Stud.

4. Philadelphia - Dion Jordan, OLB - Oregon - Chip Kelly gets a guy he's familiar with, and a nice versitile player for his defense.

5. Detroit - Ziggy Ansah, DE - BYU - They coached him at the Senior Bowl and salivate at the possibility of pairing him with Suh on their D-line for the next 10 years.

6. TRADE - San Diego - Lane Johnson, OT - Oklahoma - The Chargers send their first and second round picks to the Browns to secure the rights to the third best tackle in the draft.  They need one bad.

7. Arizona - Barkavious Mingo, OLB - LSU - Cards get a pass rusher with more potential than maybe anyone in this class.  They need lots of help.

8. Buffalo - Tavon Austin, WR - WVU - Bills get a playmaker to go with CJ Spiller.  Marrone has seen plenty of Austin while coaching at Cuse, now he gets to have him.

9. NY Jets - Dee Milliner, CB - Alabama - Jets get Revis replacement in the top corner in the draft.

10. Tennessee - Star Lotulelei, DT - Utah - Titans take the best DT in the draft after he unexpectedly falls into their lap.  Great value pick here, could see some action with teams desperate to come and get him.

11. Cleveland - Tyler Eifert, TE - Notre Dame - Browns take another piece to add to a young and talented offense.  Chudzinski and Turner know the value of a stud tight end, and Eifert is head and shoulders above the other TE's in this draft.  Love this guy.

12. Oakland - Sharrif Floyd, DT - Florida - Oakland moves back and still gets a guy they would've considered at 3.  Al Davis isn't running the show anymore.

13. NY Jets - Cordarelle Patterson, WR - Tennessee - Jets needs playmakers, and need them badly.  They take arguably the most talented WR in this class.  Guy needs to learn how to run routes, but if he figures it out him and Hill could be a great duo.

14. Carolina - Sheldon Richardson, DT - Missouri - Panthers get a penetrating defensive tackle who gets to the quarterback from the inside.

15. New Orleans - Menelik Watson, OT - Florida State - Saints need to protect Brees and Watson is going to go higher than people think

16. St Louis - Chance Warmack, OG - Alabama - He and Jake Long should really solidify the Rams left side.

17. Pittsburgh - Jarvis Jones, OLB - Georgia - Just makes too much sense not to happen.

18. Dallas - Tank Carradine, DE - Florida State - Cowboys defense in flux with the transition to the 4-3.  They add the pass rusher from Florida State.

19. New York Giants - DJ Fluker, OT - Alabama - Giants aging line gets younger and much bigger with the mountainous Fluker. 

20. Chicago - Jonathan Cooper, OG - UNC - The Bears have needed offensive line help for years, maybe this is finally the year they address it.

21. Cincinnati - Kenny Vaccaro, S - Texas - The Bengals get the best safety in this draft and add to an already solid defense.

22. St Louis - Justin Hunter, WR - Tennessee - The Rams need playmakers, period.  They get one in Hunter, although his hands are sus.

23. Minnesota - Xavier Rhodes, CB - Florida State - Perfect corner for their cover two defense, they're lucky he falls into their laps.

24. TRADE - Philadelphia - EJ Manuel, QB - Florida State - The Eagles aggressively move up to get their QB of the future, not wanting to chance losing out to another team moving ahead of them.  Indy wants picks, having given up their second for Vontae Davis. 

25. Minnesota - Bjoern Werner, DE - Florida State - the run on Seminoles continues, with Minnesota picking up another pass rusher and eventual replacement for Jared Allen.

26. Green Bay - Jonathan Cyprien, S - FIU - Green Bay doesn't need much, but they need a replacement for Woodson.

27. Houston - DeAndre Hopkins, WR - Clemson - "Nuke" is the perfect pick for the Texans, a great complementary receiver that can do everything pretty well.

28. TRADE - Buffalo - Ryan Nassib, QB - Syracuse - Marrone moves up to get his guy, the QB he won with at Syracuse.  Adding Austin and Nassib is moving in the right direction for the Bills.  Broncos pick up a couple picks for their troubles, knowing that they can get either a corner or d tackle with Buffalo's 2.

29. New England - DJ Hayden, CB - Houston - An absolute stud who suffered an insane and life threatening injury during practice when he tore his vena cava in his heart after taking a knee to the chest.  If he's healthy, he's not that far behind Milliner.

30. Atlanta - Desmond Trufant, CB - Washington - NFL bloodlines, good size and speed, and fits a need for the Falcons.  They're a candidate to move up if Milliner drops.

31. San Francisco - Sylvester Williams, DT - UNC - They need young players on their defensive line.  Another candidate to move up, as they have way more picks than needs.  The Browns could end up picking here if they want to move back this far.

32. Baltimore - Matt Elam, S - Florida - They signed Michael Huff but still need help on the back end.  Elam is a bone cruncher who seems like a Ravens type pick.



Rest of the Browns draft as I see it:

44 - From San Diego - Johnthan Banks, CB - Mississippi State.  I'm a big big fan, has size, long arms, and playmaking ability.  Steps in day 1 opposite Haden.

68 - Tyler Bray, QB - Tennessee.  Has a better arm than anyone in the draft, and is also one of the youngest prospects coming out.  Is a bit cocky for my taste, but should be a developmental guy under Chud and Norv Turner.  Could turn out to be a great pick.

104 - Don Jones, S - Arkansas State.  Fast playmaking safety who should be able to come in and compete for a starting job.

139 - Devonte Holloman, LB - South Carolina.  One of my favorite prospects in this years draft, I have no idea where he fits in a 3-4 defense, I just know I want him on my team.  Will contribute on special teams at the very least.  Could be long gone by the 5th round, but I'm putting him here.

164 - Lerentee McCray, OLB - Florida.  Hard to find pass rushers in this league, he could be a steal at this pick.  Will give you his all and take some heads off on special teams.

175 - Mike Edwards, CB - Hawaii.  Bring this Glenville kid home, can also return kicks.

227 - Brad Wing, P - LSU.  The Browns had a really shitty punter, this one is better.

That's the way I would do it.  I have no idea how Banner and Lombardi will.  I had much more confidence when Tom Heckert was running the draft, but I suppose it's only fair to give these guys a shot.  All in all it should be a very interesting few days coming up here.

Week 13

Congratulations Pat Shurmur.  You've done something I never thought possible.  On December 9th, 2012 you coached an almost perfect game.  You led your team to a 30-7 victory over the Chiefs for their third victory in a row.  Your gameplan was outstanding.  You used creativity on offense and special teams.  You put the ball in the hands of your best playmakers.  You showed confidence in your players.  And you made me believe that maybe you should be the one to lead this team next season. 

Like this young team, Shurmur has gotten better.  Winning makes everything better, but Shurmur genuinely seems more at ease now that the Browns have been able to string together some wins.  The Browns looked like they were having fun playing football today.  I've been as big a critic as anyone, but I will give credit where credit is due.  After the Dallas game this team could have packed it in.  They could have laid down against the Steelers, especially after falling behind early.  They could have gone out to Oakland and laid an egg on the west coast following the win against the Steelers.  They could have come home and disappointed the home crowd against the Chiefs, and lost a game that everyone thought they were going to win.  And trust me, they could have.  I've seen it before.  But they didn't.  And forget about the competition, it's hard to win in the NFL, especially if you don't know how.  And for the first 10 games this season, this team didn't look like it knew how to win.  But they're learning now, both coach and team.  Maybe this is a shortsighted reaction to a few wins against lesser competition.  Maybe the Browns will come out and get pasted by the Redskins next week, and I'll kick myself for even thinking this.  But maybe, just maybe, Shurmur is the right coach for this team.  He has three more games, against better teams than the Chiefs and Raiders, to state his case.

But just think about this.  If LJ Fort catches the easy interception that Michael Vick lobbed into the endzone in week 1, and the Browns win that game, they would be 1 game behind the Steelers for the final playoff position.  Taking every bad coaching decision, dropped pass, clock management issue, every third and one, EVERYTHING out of the equation, the Browns are one easy interception away from being in the thick of the playoff race.

The Chiefs were coming off an incredibly emotional week, and seemed due for a letdown after a gutsy win the previous week against Carolina.  And it only took 1 play for them to take the lead, on an 80 yard touchdown run by Jamaal Charles.  The Browns punted on their first possession, and the Chiefs used a blatant push off by Dwayne Bowe against Joe Haden on a 47 yard pass to move down the field.  However they missed a chip shot field goal that went off the uprights.  And that pretty much highlights the Chiefs offense.  The Browns added a field goal, and after forcing the Chiefs to punt on the next possession, they dialed up their first trickeration of the day, shockingly on special teams.  Josh Cribbs was back to return the kick but ran up to the line as Travis Benjamin, the Belle Glade Blur, simultaneously ran back to field the punt.  Benjamin fielded the punt at the 7, and bobbed and weaved his way through the coverage, getting great blocks from pretty much everyone on the Browns for a 93 yard touchdown.  And with that, the Chiefs were down 10-7 going into halftime.  They never threatened again.

On the first play of the second half, Shurmur dialed up a double reverse to Benjamin for 15 yards.  Weeden then completed passes to Josh Gordon and Greg Little, both of whom had outstanding games, moving the ball into the redzone.  They brought in Josh Cribbs, and gave him a chance to run the ball on a direct snap, which he took down to the one yard line.  Richardson then smashed into the endzone for a 17-7 Browns lead.  Creativity on offense.  It's a beautiful thing.

The Browns defense played exceptional in the second half.  On Kansas City's first possession in the second half, they sacked Quinn on first down.  After forcing him to scramble on second, Sheldon Brown jumped a  3rd down slant route to Jonathan Baldwin, just missing the interception but tipping the pass into the waiting arms of my man Tashuan Gipson, who picked it off and returned in to the Chiefs 13.  They had 5 sacks in the game to go along with the Gipson pick and credit must be given to Dick Jauron who has done a great job with this group.

The Browns could only add a field goal but actually scored two touchdowns, the first to Watson nullified by an illegal shift and the second nullified on an absolutely horrible offensive pass interference call on Trent Richardson.  20-7 and the Browns were rolling.

They forced another Chiefs punt on the following possession and rode the legs of Montario Hardesty and hands of Ben Watson down the field.  Shurmur called another great play on 3rd and 9, coming out with a 5 wide receiver set and motioning Little into the backfield before the snap.  Weeden pitched to Little with Joe Thomas and John Greco out in front and he gained seventeen yards down to the 1 yard line.  Richardson finished the drive with another one yard touchdown.  And while I like Richardson scoring the touchdown and tying Jim Brown's rookie rushing touchdown record, I also liked in the press conference after the game where Shurmur said he was "pissed off" at himself for not letting Hardesty score after getting them down there.  Players appreciate things like that.  Hardesty has played great as a complement to Richardson.

Dawson added a 34 yard field goal to close out the scoring, the Browns rolling off 30 straight points to win 30-7.  Colt McCoy came in and took some knees to close out the game.  The Browns were the dominant team, and rarely has a victory come with so little drama. 

An outstanding win for this young team, as momentum is starting to build.  The have Washington at home next week, and Denver and Pittsburgh on the road to close the season.  They are technically still in the playoff chase, and if they finish 8-8 they'll own the tiebreaker with every team except Buffalo.  There are no shortages of storylines for the last 3 weeks.  Playoffs??  Could the Browns run the table?  Would that save Shurmur's job?  Should it?  Or have the fates of Shurmur and Tom Heckert already been decided?

Maybe the writing is on the wall, and has been since the sale.  I refuse to believe that is the case, although the flames of change have produced a tremendous amount of smoke these last few weeks regarding both of their futures.  I already stated my case for Heckert here but I just don't see how it can be possible for Jimmy Haslam and Joe Banner to ignore what seems to be building here, and the support and credibility that Heckert has developed with the fans.  But everyday it's a new rumor, and Joe Banner refuses to come out with anything public to endorse either man.  It seems more and more likely that Heckert will not be with the Browns after the season. 

Only in Cleveland would we have to deal with this.  Only Browns fans.  Not one other fan base has suffered through what we have.  We could have jumped ship, many did.  Those turncoats, those fair weather fans, they wear black and yellow now.  We didn't jump ship.  We stayed, knowing one day that our Browns would be back, a football team worthy of wearing those orange helmets and representing the best fans in the country.  I'm not ready to declare this team worthy yet, but they just may be.  At the very least, they inspire hope.  There are legitimate future stars on this team in Richardson, Gordon, and Haden.  Each of whom was brought here by Tom Heckert, who as GM has an obvious eye for talent and a willingness to roll the dice that has not been seen around here since the 1980's.  Those three players, possible franchise cornerstones, were not slam dunks.  Heckert selected Haden with the 6th pick in the draft despite his poor 40 yard dash at the combine, when "experts" said you can't draft a corner without world class speed that high.  Heckert was blasted for trading 4th, 5th, and 7th round picks to ensure he got Richardson, a franchise running back.  And Heckert took the biggest risk of all in this year's supplemental draft, giving up next years second round pick to select Josh Gordon.  I would venture to guess that there is not one other GM in the league that would have had the stones to make that pick in the same situation.  Every week, Josh Gordon gets better, and makes Tom Heckert look smarter, and makes the people who blasted him after he made the pick look stupid.  Only in Cleveland would we finally have someone who has built a team that we can enjoy watching grow, that offers real hope for the future, and have to worry about him getting replaced.  It would only happen here, that a guy who to this point has been as good as anyone in the NFL at his job would be replaced just for the sake of change.  I don't know what is going to happen over the next 3 weeks, or beyond.  I don't want to have to think about Michael Lombardi or Josh McDaniels, or about switching to a 3-4 defense, or about whether Joe Banner thinks Brandon Weeden is a franchise quarterback.  I want to enjoy the last 3 games for what they are, and hope that for once the course of the franchise is the right one.  And I want to believe that if they Browns keep playing like they have been, Banner and Haslam won't halt the momentum that is building.  And if they do blow this franchise up again, well, it would only happen in Cleveland.

That's my last Tom Heckert rant for this week.


Gifs of the week

Rivers don't want none of Tomlin

Pacquiao.  KO'd.

 

 

Santa.  KO'd.

 

The Case to Keep Tom Heckert

I'm on record as saying I believe it will be a huge mistake for Joe Banner and new Browns owner Jimmy Haslam to get rid of Tom Heckert.  I believe he is an excellent General Manager, I believe he has an excellent eye for talent and I believe he's set this franchise on the proper course for maybe the first time since they've been back.  His overhaul of the roster he inherited from Eric Mangini is probably one draft and offseason away from being complete, and there are few who can honestly say that this franchise isn't on the way up.

However I also stated when Jimmy Haslam took over that I understand if he wants to put his people in place.  If a person spends a billion dollars on anything, they should have it they way they want.  Heckert has not been perfect, I can't think of too many GM's that are.  But he is the absolute best one the Browns have had since they've been back, by a LOT, and probably the best since Ernie Accorsi.  Jimmy Haslam has all the respectability in the world right now with the fans of the Browns, it would be a shame to see that diminish in his first major decision as an owner.

I think the general consensus on the Browns is that they're moving forward.  This long suffering fanbase, the best in the country, have been punching bags pretty much since the franchise returned in 1999.  We suffered through Carmen Policy and Dwight Clark, Butch Davis and Pete Garcia, Phil Savage, and Eric Mangini while the team was owned by the Lerners, first Al, Art Modell's buddy, on who's plane the deal to move the Browns out of Cleveland in 95 was brokered.  Following his death, his son, Randy was forced into ownership.  He had no desire nor interest in owning the Browns, he was a soccer fan.  He rarely spoke about the team, it's direction, and actually paid Mike Holmgren ten million dollars a year to act as the owner for him.  Holmgen took Lerner's cash, kept a coach (Mangini) that had no future here for a season for absolutely no reason, hired his buddy's nephew, a guy that probably had no business being a head coach (Pat Shurmur), rarely spoke to the Cleveland media or it's fans but had a weekly call in show in Seattle, and is now publicly clamoring for a head coaching position for the Cowboys.  If anyone outside of Cleveland wants to know why the Browns have been so bad over the past 13 years, there it is.  For all his ineptitude though, it appears Holmgren found the right GM for this team in Tom Heckert.  Heckert undertook the task of rebuilding the Browns, who at the time he was hired in 2010 had one of the oldest rosters in the league under Eric Mangini (who still went 5-11).

In 3 years he has transformed a roster devoid of talent as well as youth into a young, talented team.  He has fortified the offensive line, which has long been a problem spot for the Browns.  Their oldest starter is Joe Thomas, who is 27 28 as of Tueday - thanks to my editor Bryan Powers for pointing that out.  This year's second rounder Mitchell Schwartz looks to be a 10 year starter.  The interior of the defensive line looks strong with Ahtyba Rubin, Phil Taylor, John Hughes, and Billy Winn.  He's added a legitimate pass rusher in Jabaal Sheard and an absolute stud at cornerback in Joe Haden.

Offensively at the skill positions, the Browns have their best playmaker in years in Trent Richardson.  The supplemental pick of Josh Gordon looks like an absolute steal as he has been outstanding and is only getting better.  Both of those offensive cornerstones are 21 years old.  Greg Little looks to be a legit starting NFL wide receiver, he's in his second season.  Rookies Travis Benjamin and Josh Cooper have shown flashes at times, as has second year tight end Jordan Cameron.  And while the jury is still out on rookie Brandon Weeden, he has an NFL arm and is an upgrade over Colt McCoy.

We've examined the drafts of the guys before he got here right here,

and Heckert's draft history before this past draft here.

The results are starting to speak for themselves on the field, as the Browns have won 2 straight and 4 of their last 7.  The team is not the less talented team on the field everyweek, like they have been for what seems like forever.  They are young, talented, and winning.  And their architect is Tom Heckert, who it appears won't be around to see the fruits of his labor.  To me, that's sad, frustrating, maddening, and flat out wrong.  Because the future seems bright finally.

This is a young team without too many glaring holes.  They are growing together and gaining confidence. They could easily have 6 wins and be in the playoff conversation if not for some curious decisions by their head coach.  The light on the horizon that Browns fans have been waiting to see is getting brighter and brighter.  But all indications are that Joe Banner and Haslam want to go in a different direction, for whatever reason.  I don't know much about Joe Banner and his role in Philadelphia, I do know that in the war room on draft day I'd much rather have Tom Heckert making the calls than Banner.  And while I believe Heckert has made a strong case to remain with the Browns as GM, Banner has yet to give any positive signs about his future here.  And in the past few weeks, the rumor mill has been churning regarding his possible replacement, Michael Lombardi.

Those rumors have exploded in the past week or so.  And while Banner has said nothing either way, there appears to be too much smoke to not have a fire somewhere.  And that rumor, true or not, has people in this town on edge.

I don't know anything about Michael Lombardi, except this

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=149&f=1547&t=10938553

and this

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/08/22/bill-belichick-had-an-erection-for-warren-sapp-in-1995-but-michael-lombardi-wouldnt-let-the-browns-draft-him/

and this

http://espncleveland.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&r=17&post_id=9031

and this from the OBR (small sample size but GEEZ)

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=149&f=1547&t=10971295

or this (BLAINE GABBERT IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE DRAFT????????????????)

http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/03/08/lombardi-mock-draft-3-0-newton-to-bills/

Oh and this guy, also.

I also know he treated two of the Browns most popular players in Bernie Kosar and Kevin Mack like garbage, before releasing Kosar, with rumors that he selectively edited gamefilm to sell Modell on Kosar's "diminishing skills".  I know he trashed the Browns for the Josh Gordon pick, and called the trade up for Richardson a panic move.  He had Kyle Wilson rated higher than Joe Haden.  Those are three of the Browns best players, cornerstones of this team, that Lombardi is on record as being critical of.  Not exactly a ringing endorsement for his talent evaluation skills.

I know that he's been at NFL Network for a few years because no one, not even his pal Bill Belichick, thought highly enough of him to give him another job.  And after his failures at his previous stops why would they?  Going from Tom Heckert to Michael Lombardi would be yet another step back, and a major one in my opinion, when it looked like the Browns were moving forward.

But people like Jason La Canfora have the audacity to go on Cleveland radio and talk about how he thinks Lombardi is being personally attacked.  It's not personal Jason, it's BASED IN FACT.  First of all it's in Jason La Canfora's benefit to have a colleague in a position like Lombardi could be.  That's how reporters gain a reputation, by breaking stories leaked to them by people inside NFL facilities.  So there's that.  Ok Jason, maybe Michael Lombardi is your friend and colleague and you want to defend him.  But know who you're defending and to whom you're defending them.  IF ANY FANS IN ANY NFL CITY KNOW BAD PERSONNEL PEOPLE IT'S CLEVELANDERS.  HELL WE'VE LIVED THROUGH THEM FOR YEARS. WE'VE SEEN SOME OF THE WORST OF THE WORST.  AND LOMBARDI WORKED HERE.  AND HE WAS BAD.  AND TONY GROSSI COVERED THE TEAM WHEN LOMBARDI WORKED HERE, AND HAS NO AGENDA AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.  And I'm not a huge Tony Grossi fan, but the man knows what he's talking about in this case.

La Canfora can say what he wants but Lombardi's track record speaks for itself.  And it might not even be Lombardi that fans are upset about.  Fans are upset because when it finally looks like we have a good GM and talent evaluator who is building something promising, we're going to get rid of the guy.  There wouldn't be this outrage if Heckert was doing a lousy job.  Cleveland fans are upset because when the skies appear to be clearing, another storm looks to be rolling in.  Jimmy Haslam and Joe Banner are taking a huge risk with the fans in this town.  Especially if the team continues to win this season, which we all hope.  That's all we want.  We want a winner.  We want to see exciting football.  We want our kids to understand why we love a team that has done nothing but crap on us since they left.  We don't want to see this thing get blown up again.  We don't want to go backwards, which appears where we're headed should Heckert not be retained..  If Haslam and Banner decide that Heckert isn't their guy, rest assured the honeymoon's over.  The apathy in this town towards the Browns was heading towards levels that were unfathomable to anyone who knows what a great football city this is before Jimmy Haslam bought the team.  He'd better hope his first major decision is the right one.  And in this fan's mind, the right one is keeping Heckert and letting him finish what he started.

Week 9

I'm really mad at myself.  Mad that I made the mistake of breathing in the fumes of optimism floating around this town this past week.  Mad for believing that the Browns were sick of being doormats in their division.  Mad for falling for the bravado that this young team exuded all week.  Mad that I thought that there was no way the Browns were going to lose a 10th straight game to those scumbags, the most vile and wretched team in the league.  Mad that I firmly believed that the Browns would seize the opportunity to win their third straight game at home against a reeling team on the decline.  Mad that I genuinely believed that the Browns were going to come out in front of their home fans, the best in the league, and punch the Ravens right in the mouth.  And most of all I'm mad that I believed that Pat Shurmur, fighting for his job, could coach this team to victory.  And after the game, like most Sunday's watching this sad sack franchise, I was just mad.  Ultimately it was Baltimore 25 Cleveland 15, the only positive being that it will more than likely be the nail in the coffin of possibly the worst coach in this franchise's history, Pat Shurmur.

This was going to be the game that marked the new era of the Browns, the most important game in at least the past few seasons.  The Ravens, the old Browns, with that awful ART patch on their jerseys, verses the new Browns, under new ownership.  Out from the nightmare that was Modell's pal Al Lerner and his family's ownership, this was a chance for this Browns team to show it's fans, loyal through all the absolute crap that has gone on since Modell sold his soul in 1995, that things are different now.  Instead, it was the same old Browns, the ones we've seen since 1999.  Another disappointing loss when things look to be turning around.  On Sunday morning, that turnaround seemed to be right around the corner.  On Sunday evening, that turnaround seems miles away.  It was just one game, it was the difference between 3-6 and 2-7.  But it was the difference between hope for the rest of the season and looking ahead to the next.  And it was another open hand slap to the fans that were rocking Cleveland Browns Stadium only to be sent home disappointed.  A Factory of Sadness indeed.

The Ravens came into the game with the 30th ranked run defense, without their heart and soul in Ray Lewis, and without their best cover corner, Ladarius Webb.  They came in with a chip on their shoulder off their bye, chirping as they always do, despite getting their butts kicked by Houston two weeks prior.  They are a team that had beaten the Browns 9 straight games.  Think about that.  Most of the Browns players probably had no idea because they hadn't been around for those losses, but the fans sure as hell have been.  If any game had the chance to change a culture it was this one. 

However, no matter how much improved the Browns are from a talent standpoint, they are handcuffed by their idiotic head coach.  The Browns got the ball first, threw incomplete on 1st down, and gained nine yards on a Richardson run on 2nd.  On 3rd and 1, against the 30th ranked run defense, Shurmur dialed up a pass, which ended up incomplete to Alex Smith, who wouldn't have even gained the first down had he caught it.  Again, Baltimore came in with the 30th ranked run defense.  But Shurmur likes to think he's smarter than everybody, and by God he's going to prove it.  Browns punt and the Ravens, apparently ready to play, take 10 plays mixing in Ray Rice and Anquan Boldan to score a touchdown.  Nothing like getting the home crowd into the game by being down 7-0 seven minutes into the game.  The Browns get the ball back, pick up nine yards on 1st down, fumble the ball (recovered by Mitchell Schwartz) on second down for no gain, and face 3rd and 1 again.  3 stinkin feet, against the 30th ranked run defense in the league.  Pat Shurmur, apparently in an attempt to show that he's no fool, dials up another pass.  Weeden overthrows Chris Ogbonnaya who was wide open.  The play was there, but it wouldn't have mattered as offensive pass interference was called on Josh Gordon. 

Now apparently in today's NFL, when Jeff Triplette, who is by far the WORST official in the league is working the game, it's considered offensive pass interference when a receiver runs 10 yards down field and gets body checked to the ground by a defensive back.  Horrible call in a game that had a few of them.  More on Triplette later. 

The Browns punt again, and the Ravens march down the field, mostly on the ground, and score another touchdown in 12 plays.  14-0 Ravens in the first quarter and by all appearances it looked like this one was going to get out of hand.

Then a curious thing happened.  The Browns decided to run the ball and utilize their best asset, Trent Richardson.  Richardson carried the load, coupled with a few Weeden completions, and the Browns moved the ball to the Ravens 17, where they had 1st and 10.  They did burn a timeout following a Baltimore penalty because they couldn't get the play in, a theme that would repeat itself.  After a 1 yard gain by Richardson, they dialed up a pass play that went incomplete.  They then burned another timeout, presumably to get a really good play called in the red zone.  That brilliant playcall ended up being a 2 yard pass to Alex Smith, and the Browns settle for a field goal.  That theme would also repeat itself.

Dick Jauron did an excellent job adjusting to the offensive genius that is Cam Cameron and the Browns got the ball back.  Behind the running of Richardson and a couple deep passes to Josh Gordon and Greg Little, the Browns moved into the red zone again.  They ran the ball twice gaining 2 yards, and on 3rd and 8 they dialed up another creative pass, this one going 4 yards to Alex Smith.  It doesn't take a Mensa member to figure out that you should throw the ball past the sticks on 3rd down, or that it may be a good idea to throw the ball into the endzone when your starting WR's are 6'3 and 6'2.  Whether that's on Shurmur or Weeden I can't say but it is inexcusable and it's happening over and over.  Regardless, the Browns settled for another Dawson field goal.

After forcing the Ravens to go 3 and out, the Browns got the ball back with 1:03 left in the half, at their own 39 yard line.  There have been multiple instances that I've discussed of Shurmur mismanaging this situation at the end of first halfs, and this game would be no different.  Down 14-6, with the ball in good field position, and 1 timeout, he dialed up a draw on first down.  They gained 2 yards and wasted 26 seconds.  They then proceeded to move the ball, with Weeden completing passes to Richardson, Watson, and Little.  Weeden then hit Benjamin on a comeback for 19 yards down to the Baltimore 11, but they only had 5 seconds on the clock.  They sent out Dawson rather than risk running out the clock by throwing one toward the endzone, but that wasn't in the gameplan anyway.  That is inexcusable by a NFL head coach.  I can't figure out why Shurmur cannot manage a two minute drill at the end of the half, but he can't.  The Browns went into the locker room with some momentum and down 14-9.

Coming out of halftime, the Browns defense forced a three and out by the Ravens, and the Browns, riding some of that momentum, had a chance to take control of the game, with good field position at midfield.  They gained 7 yards on first down on a run by Richardson, against the 30th ranked run defense in the league.  Shurmur then dialed up a pass to Cameron that was nowhere close, and followed that up with another pass.  Weeden got pressured and threw the ball to Jordan Cameron, who was streaking down the field and never turned around.  The pass was picked off by Cary Williams.  Again, Baltimore is not good against the run.  You're at home.  Your defense has tightened up.  You need three yards to keep the drive moving.  RUN THE BALL WITH RICHARDSON.  And if you come up short run it again.  You would think that a NFL coach would play to his teams strengths and the other teams weaknesses, but not our coach. 

Baltimore took over at the Browns 39 and were moved back on a holding penalty on Michael Oher, who basically held Jabaal Sheard the entire game.  The defense held, and forced another punt.  The teams traded three and outs, the slugfest continuing between two offensive geniuses in Pat Shurmur and Cam Cameron.

The Browns had momentum at this point.  They were winning the field position battle.  The crowd was into it.  The ran the ball and were aided by a personal foul on Baltimore, moving to the Ravens 30.  Shurmur dialed up a reverse to Benjamin who gained nine yards, aided by a huge block on Ed Reed by Josh Gordon who nailed him in the chest with his shoulder.  In the chest, with his shoulder, on a player trying to tackle a ball carrier.  And Jeff Triplette calls Gordon for unnecessary roughness.  It was a terrible call, although they called Baltimore's sideline for unsportsmanlike conduct.  Terrible call.  At this point the Ravens were on the ropes.  The Browns were imposing their will.  They were smacking the Ravens around just like I thought and hoped they would.  Baltimore was ripe for the taking as the Browns moved into the redzone again, to the Bal 17.  After a Richardson one yard run on first down, the Browns dialed up their favorite play, the two yard pass to Alex Smith, on 2nd and 9 this time.  The third down pass was nearly intercepted but fell incomplete off the hands of Massaquoi, who probably should have caught the ball.  Another red zone trip, another field goal, another failed opportunity to throw the ball into the endzone.  Shurmurball at it's finest. 

Dick Jauron's defense continued it's incredible play, forcing another three and out.  The Factory of Sadness was pulsing with energy.  The Browns were beginning to impose their will, the fans were beginning to believe that their optimism was well founded.  They had the ball at their 46 yard line, against a tired defense.  Aaaaand then a false start on Lauvao.  And another one on Greco.  And inexplicably, following those 2 penalties, Shurmur couldn't get a play called and had to burn a timeout.  Shurmured.  Following the timeout, Shumur called another one of his tremendous plays, a 1 yard pass to Richardson.  Weeden hit Richardson again for an 8 yard gain, and on 3rd and 11 threw incomplete to Ogbonnaya, another pass well short of the line to gain.  Browns had to punt, still trailing by 2.

Again (!) the Browns defense forced a 3 and out and the offense took over at their own 43.  Following some good running by Richardson and a couple nice passes to Little and Gordon, they had 1st and 10 on Baltimore's 22.  Richardson ran for 4 yards on first down, and after an incompletion, they had 3rd and 6 on the 18.  Baltimore blitzed the no back formation, Weeden stood in the pocket and delivered a laser beam in stride to Josh Gordon, who slipped a tackle for the touchdown.  The place went crazy, touchdown Browns! But remember, these are the Browns, and there was a flag on the field.  Chris Ogbonnaya didn't line up properly, covering the tight end who released.  5 yard penalty, no touchdown.  Gut wrenching.  It's even more troubling that he knew he was supposed to be off the line of scrimmage, just failed to line up that way.  Every week it seems like there is an incredibly stupid penalty, whether it's jumping offsides on a punt or on a fourth and 1, or getting pass interference with 4 seconds left in the half.  Add this one to the list.  The Browns still had a shot though, still had momentum, when Shurmur showed off his confidence in the offense and his quarterback by calling a DRAW on third and 11.  A gutless move by a gutless coach, playing for a field goal to go up by a point rather than taking a shot at the endzone.  That's Pat Shurmur in a nutshell.  His players make stupid mistakes in an obvious attempt to imitate their coach, who makes stupid decisions and has no balls.  Dawson kicked the field goal and the Browns took the lead, 15-14.

And then the inevitable happened, aided by Jeff Triplette, the worst official in the NFL.  Baltimore finally got a first down and moved the ball to their own 42.  Flacco threw incomplete on 2nd and 8, but Jeff Triplette, who is worse than any other official in the NFL, threw a flag and called roughing the passer on TJ Ward, who hit Flacco from behind on the shoulder pads.  It was a terrible call, total bullcrap, magnified even more by the fact that Jabaal Sheard was blatantly held ripped down from behind by Oher 5 feet away from Triplette.  That took the life out of the stadium and the defense, as Baltimore gained yards by the chunk before they faced a 3rd and 10 from the 19.  Joe Haden gave Torrey Smith a 15 yard cushion, Smith stopped after 10, caught the ball, spun, and ran unimpeded into the endzone for the go ahead touchdown.  Haden was then burned on the 2 point conversion and Baltimore was up by seven with 4:26 left. 

The Browns took over at the 20, with over four minutes left and two timeouts, needing a touchdown.  They proceeded to gain six yards on first down, and threw incomplete on 2nd, bringing up 3rd and 4.  For some unknown reason, they ran a 2 yard out to Greg Little, bringing up 4th down.  With 3:57 remaining in the game, and two timeouts, from their own 28  Pat Shurmur decides to go for it.  This is a guy who is so maddeningly conservative that he wouldn't go for a 4th and 1 with 6 minutes to go from the Colts 41 yard line just two weeks ago.  So he decides to go for it, and reaches into his bag of tricks to come up with a slant pass.  The exact same play they ran against the Colts when they had 4th and six two weeks ago (which didn't work).  The whole sequence looked off from the beginning, and Weeden fired a 98 mile per hour fastball 15 feet over Greg Little's head.  Ballgame.  Baltimore added a field goal but that was it. 

It more than likely sealed Shurmur's fate, who appeared to coach the game as if he was trying to prove a point to his critics rather than trying to win the game.  From the 3rd and 1's early to the decision not to punt, to the communication problems, to playing for field goals and not putting the ball past the sticks or into the endzone, Shurmur showed his full complement of deficiencies as a head coach.  He just doesn't have it, the game is too fast for him to act as a head coach and a playcaller, and he's too sensitive to the noise around him that comes with his job.  I don't think he'll be fired until the end of the season, but wouldn't care less if they canned him today. 

There were not a lot of positives to even discuss.  The offensive line and Richardson played well, as did Little and Gordon from what I could see.  The defense buckled down after a rough start and gave the offense a chance to put the game away on multiple occasions, but failed to make a stop when they needed to.  It's good to have Phil Taylor back, Sheard and Jackson both played well.

Weeden was not very good, and didn't seem like a guy that was too happy about the coaching.  He subtly called out the playcalling by saying they didn't expect to see so much cover 2 and weren't prepared for it.  He also gave a couple terse no comments when asked about the "communication problems".  He's a rookie and is going to struggle at times, but he did make a play when they needed one when he stood in and delivered the ball to Gordon on the touchdown that was negated. 

One thing that crossed my mind on Weeden is that I think he feels really comfortable when Josh Cooper is on the field.  Cooper was inactive for this game.  Weeden's best performances have come when Cooper has been active and on the field on third downs.  There's an obvious comfort factor there and I think that Weeden trusts Cooper a lot more than anyone else at this point.  It may be coincidental I'm not sure, just something I thought about.  I'd rather have Cooper out there on third downs than almost anyone else and I think Weeden feels the same.

Obviously this team has a long way to go, but it sure seems longer now than it did last week.  We have two weeks to soak in this loss with the bye week next week.  I was convinced that this was the game that would mark the turnaround for this franchise, the beginning of the rewards that this fanbase has surely reaped with all the crap we've had to deal with since 1995.  Maybe that game will happen this year, maybe the Browns can grow from this loss.  Maybe they put together a run towards the end of the season, beat the Steelers twice, learn how to win.  Learn how to throw a haymaker when their opponents are on the ropes rather than trip over their own feet.  But rather than doing it with a sense of optimism for this season, they'll be doing it with an eye on the next one.

Side note on the officiating.  I hate Jeff Triplette and I think I would fight him if I saw him.  He's a dirtbag and consistently screws the Browns, especially in Cleveland, as if it is this team's fault that he fired his flag into Orlando Brown's facemask (taking 3 years of football from him) and got his ass thrown down by Zeus.  I don't generally complain about officiating because bad calls are a part of the game, but Triplette is awful and shouldn't be allowed to officiate in Cleveland.


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Looks like USC Reggie

 

 

 

 

Ouch.  Couldn't find Gordon's block on Reed but it looked a lot like this.  Presumably no flag on OU on this play

 



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Week 8



 

It was an ugly win on an ugly day, but for a young team with a 1-6 record coming in, it's hard to complain about a win.  The Browns out slugged an awful Chargers team 7-6, giving the team it's second win of the season.  Pat Shurmur out-coached Norv Turner.  Just let that soak in for a minute.  Pat Shurmur won the coaching battle.  Yes, it was against Norv Turner, but Shurmur may only be the second worst coach in the league now.  Congrats Pat.

 

 

The conditions were miserable, with 25 mph winds and driving rain, and the Browns came out with a great gameplan.  Feed Trent Richardson.  And it worked early.  Following a 4th and 1 stop (great call Norv - bring in the backup running back) by TJ Ward, who played a great game, the Browns took over and pounded the rock, eventually getting into the endzone for the only time with a great Richardson run.  Shaun Lauvao had an assist on the play, steadying Richardson and shoving him towards to goalline.  That was about it from an offensive highlight standpoint, but Dick Jauron had the defense ready to play.  They gave up a field goal at the end of the half, and another one in the 3rd quarter, but that was it.  A great game by the defense, gotta give credit where credit is due.

 

 

 

 

 

Richardson was the bright spot on offense, along with Weeden.  I know his numbers don't reflect it, but before last week, the Browns had turned the ball over at least once in 23 straight games.  Sunday marked the second consecutive game without a turnover.  To quote Shurmur, that is progress.  Weeden did just enough to win, although again his receivers hurt him with drops.  Three awful ones that I can remember, one by Chris Ogbonnaya on a simple screen pass, one by Josh Cooper on a slant, and one by Greg Little on an out route.  Just brutal, they are always at the worst times.  It seems impossible that NFL receivers can make catching the ball look so difficult.  Right Robert Meachem?  It's like the Browns were playing themselves in a way. 

 

 

 

No Browns game is without questionable coaching decisions and there were a few of them.  Early in the second quarter, after a Billy Winn fumble recovery, Shurmur dialed up a double reverse.  Look I get it, but that play should be reserved for a game where it isn't windy and rainy and possessions won't be at a premium.  It was a dumb play call, regardless.  The Browns also have the absolute worst punter in the NFL.  Please please please cut Hodges and get somebody else in here.  He was typically horrible.  Josh Cribbs made some curious decisions on fielding some punts as well, the team was cursed with horrible field position most of the game.  But they gutted it out and survived a late forth quarter drive by the Chargers.  Typically the Browns lose these types of games, and I thought they were headed for a 9-7 loss.  But the defense held on and stopped the Chargers and they won, and that's what matters.  Again hard to argue with a win, and congrats to Jimmy Haslam on his first win as an owner.  Dude is a pimp by the way, sitting outside in the elements to watch that offensive explosion.

 

 

 

And although it was against the offensive genius that is Norv Turner, wins are so rare in this town that you just have to enjoy them when they come along.  That's two in a row at home.  It's hard (albeit less entertaining) to blast the Browns when they win.  So I won't do it this week.  I'm going positive and upbeat.  A 9-7 loss would have been a meltdown in this spot though, just so you all know.

 

 

It seems like the Browns are headed in the right direction.  Josh Gordon had a nice game, as did Joe Haden, TJ Ward, the entire offensive line.  The two young defensive tackles look like keepers, and Phil Taylor and Rubin should be back this week.  Jordan Cameron looks good.  Weeden and Richardson are for real.  For those keeping score, this team appears to have hit on their 2 first round picks (TRich and Weeden), and their second rounder (Schwartz) from this past draft and their second rounder next year (Gordon).  I'll make my case for keeping Heckert another time, but this team has some talent now.  And it's nice to see these guys win some games.  I've said it before, the Browns control the energy in this town, and a gray and rainy Monday still feels better after a win, 7-6 or not.  11-5 is dead, but 10-6 started yesterday, and continues next week against the Ratbirds.

 

 

 

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I see you Urban you pimp

 

 

 

 

When asked what the dance was, Gronkowski responded, "That little nutcracker dude that's guarding the house."  GRONK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

 

 

 

Happy Halloween

 

 

 

 



 



Bye Bye Baseball.  Thanks Walt.

 



Week 7

Congratulations Jimmy Haslam.  You spent one billion dollars on the Cleveland Browns.  In your first game as an owner, you were able to witness firsthand what we've called in Cleveland for the past 12 years "Browns Football".  A horrible 17-13 loss to Indianapolis.  This one had it all.  A team woefully unprepared to play.  Questionable game plans, both offensively and defensively.  Incredibly stupid penalties.  Backbreaking dropped passes.  Special teams gaffes.  And of course, gutless and stupid decisions by the coach.  Welcome to the family Jimmy, you're amongst friends now.

How the Browns could have come out unprepared is beyond me, but that's what they did.  With a bold strategy of sitting back in a soft zone defense against a rookie quarterback, Andrew Luck knifed through the Browns for scoring drives of 11 and 14 plays in the first half.  The Browns answered the first Colts drive with a 16 play touchdown drive of their own, but their worthless punter/holder Reggie Hodges dropped the snap on the extra point.  The Browns had a chance to score some more points at the end of the second quarter, but the Colts fooled Billy Winn (and no one else on the entire planet) by drawing him offsides on a 4th and 1 from their own 23 yard line.  Seriously how do you not have your players prepared for that one, Dick?  That allowed the Colts to run some more clock before punting back to the Browns, who took the ball with 1:42 left in the half.  And in typical Shurmur fashion, he couldn't figure out what he wanted to do.  He ran the ball on the first play, before passing for a first down.  They moved the ball (lethargically) to the 35 before missing two passes, and then ran the ball again.  After a series of awkward timeouts and penalties, the Browns finally took a shot at a hail mary, which fell incomplete.

At halftime Shurmur decided to go with the bold strategy of throwing the ball every play, in spite of the fact that the Colts have one of the worst run defenses in the league and had two guys rotating on their d line that had been with the team for 6 days.  It appeared to work as the Browns took the third quarter kickoff and marched 80 yards in 6 plays for a Weeden to Gordon touchdown.  However Dick Jauron's defense gave up a 17 play drive for a field goal, making the score 17-13.  The teams traded punts until the Browns defense came up with the only turnover of the game, with a great sack and strip of Luck by Sheldon Brown.  The Browns, with the ball at midfield, passed 9 yards to Benjamin on first down.  After an incompletion on second and 1, Shurmur dialed up a play action pass on 3rd and 1.  Weeden, falling away, threw up a beautiful pass right into the hands of Josh Gordon, who took a step with the ball before it unbelievably fell out of his hands.  Josh, you've played well and look the part, but you've GOT to catch that pass.  Un friggin believable.  Here's Haslam's reaction to that one.

Following a timeout, Pat Shurmur decided to punt the ball.  On 4th and 1.  From the Colts 41 yard line.  Down by 4 points.  HE PUNTED THE FREAKING FOOTBALL.  Of all the spineless gutless idiotic garbage decisions Pat Shurmur has ever made this one has to be the worst.  What a loser.  Hate to tell you Pat but your uncle's buddy Holmgren is gone.  You don't have the luxury of time and nepotism anymore.  You are going to have to actually coach to win games you dummy.  Here was Jimmy Haslam's reaction to that decision, which is way more tame the the reaction that took place in my house.

I can't stand watching a loser for a coach anymore.  Please just give me someone who understands basic football management.  According to Brian Burke's AdvancedNFLStats.com the conversion percentage in that situation is 74% (link here).

There is also a 100% chance that you won't look like you have ovaries instead of testicles if you go for it.  If you can't get a foot and a half against one of the worst defenses in the league that's a different problem.  Anyway Pat the genius Shumur punts the ball.  Under the direction of the worst special teams coach in the league, the league's worst punter, Reggie Hodges, boots the ball 21 yards, giving the Colts back the ball at the 20 yard line.  By the way I think there was a penalty on every single punt or kick return.  Great job Chris Tabor, keep up the good work.  You're almost as worthless as the head coach.

The Browns actually stopped the Colts, but their last effort was thwarted when they failed to convert a 4th and 6 from the Colts 39.  Shurmur said he would punt it again, which goes to show what an absolute moron he is.  I can't wait until they fire that clown.  Browns lose 17-13 in one of the few games where they have the more talented team.  Cleveland Browns football Jimmy, welcome to Hell.  Here's hoping you can turn it around.

 

Also it would be unfair to not congratulate Mike Holmgren on earning tens of millions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing.  You are as worthless as the coach you hired, but it is impressive that you can make so much money for doing so little.  Tony Grossi sums up Holmgren tenure best here, including a gem regarding Haslam beating Holmgen to work one day.  Haslam's commute started in Knoxville, TN, Holmgren's in Bratenahl.  What a joke, good riddance Mike.  Thanks for nothing.

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German people are insane

Since I was sick and this is a couple days late, here's my apology gif from the Red River Rivalry.